A snapshot of dinner time conversation at our home
I - hey dad, can I tell you a funny joke?
D - sure
I - what do birds do in the air?
D - I don't know, what do birds do in the air?
I - you tell me
D - when do you tell me the funny part?
I - I don't know, when is it funny?
-- supper is consumed, and older 2 children ask for more --
R - more! more!!! please...please (frantically signing please at this point)
M - you have food, right there
R - more!!! (pushing existing food on plate aside)
I - (laughing) she wants more because I have more. Do you? do you want more when I have more?
R - MORE!
D - our future little capitalist consumer, keeping up with the siblings
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I - hey mom?
M - yes
I - know what?
M - tell me, as long as it's not about how deep the pool is
I - hey dad?
D - I'm not talking about the pool either
I - No, when I grow up...when I'm big...everyone in the whole world is going to listen to my words.
D - really?
I - yep, and they are all going to do what I say, everyone in the whole world. they will listen to my words
D - those are some big plans
I - yep, they will all do what I say
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N - (who has been silent through most of the meal) hey mommy, hey mommy, hey mommy?
M- yes
N - *big sigh* oh mommy, after supper, I go put on ballerina dress and we play school
M- sure, after your bath
N- and I put on ballerina dress, and you be the teacher and I be Tiffany
M - who is Tiffany?
N - me, I be Tiffany, and I dance in my ballerina dress and spin and spin and spin and den I fall down and we all be happy
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we have no idea who Tiffany is, or where she even heard the name. hard to keep a straight face through some meals around here.